So, there I was, on my usual hunt for places to put my hard-earned cash to work. Then, I come across this 'Broker FRCM', all shiny and promising, saying they're all registered with this bigwig finance group, FCA. Kinda reliable, right? Well, being the cautious fella I am, I didn't just take their word for it. So, I did me some research. Picture me, right, cuppa coffee in one hand, browsing the official FCA list - and guess what - no sign of 'em! Not a whisker! The cheek of it!